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it introdouces cutting edge discoveries such as... making it the best on the glob

doyt belve me? her'r some happ castomer reviews:

"ver interesting ducck 10/4 bread, would paste cement again"

mE (self promo)
"bestest in the goddamn world, 10/10, would be held at gunpoint again"

Banana hater
"anthony, how many times do I have to tell ya, I'm not a banana hater"

I can already hear some of ya asking "what's the source"! wll, the sorce is that I made it the fuc up